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Heart Demotivational Poster


TAGS: boyfriend daughter interogation heart to heart talk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 19, 2013, 4:41 pm

whoa....haven't chcked on this poster in a year. over 200 shares....lots and lots of proud fathers downloading this one :)
Reality Lord - May 10, 2012, 5:36 pm

look for a pm from me.
jrmcgrath73 - May 9, 2012, 12:35 am
WHERE can I buy this poster?? I really would like to know if anyone can let me know please.. J
Budog - December 4, 2011, 7:50 am
LMFAO! So true, Daddy has guns, guns and Brothers. The little **** doesn't stand a chance! 5L
Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:48 am
As many Lions as I have Daughters. 5 sir.
bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
i have 3 daughters and u get 5Ls
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:36 am
My whole family loves this!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:35 pm
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:54 pm
Sho - August 21, 2010, 11:36 am
Looks like Ghost knows what he's doing XD


IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less

TAGS: exchange my heart for liver
Rating: 4.73/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:17 am
Thanks Gary, Speak the truth or forever hold your bottle eh?
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:16 am
(bows) (thank you, thank you...) (you're too kind)
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:15 am
:) Thanks Rerun
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:53 pm
Nice one M0rd!
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:53 am
pusong gawa ng pag ebeg na ah
caveman - March 28, 2012, 11:28 pm
(clap clap clap)
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:53 pm

M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 7:09 pm
Thanks Airman, coming from you it means a lot :D
Airman - March 28, 2012, 6:31 pm
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 5:57 pm
Very, VERY Appreciated
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 5:04 pm
Very, VERY Good...


TAGS: letter home heartwarming usmc semper fidelis redneck
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:38 pm
Why do people a**ume city boys are weal? I know county boys are tough because of their work and environment, but growing up in the Bronx or East La, working road crew, and a fast food job on the weekends ain't no picnic
OTC - June 17, 2012, 4:04 pm
Things have changed since my tour, reveille used to be 5:30 and the women went to Parris Island.
rerun - September 11, 2011, 5:23 pm

I missed this one.
stenusmc - February 17, 2011, 10:44 am
Nice! 5L and shared also.
50cal - February 16, 2011, 2:55 pm
I have not heard this one in a long time!
quetz - February 16, 2011, 2:47 pm
OMG I think I knew here when I was in, ohhrah!
5150monkeylove - February 16, 2011, 2:42 pm
5L and added to faves
CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:35 pm
I want to meet that chick! 5L

OIHO STATE - Go Bcukeyes!

TAGS: bless their hearts
Rating: 3.83/5

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MashiMashi - August 10, 2013, 10:56 am
on wisconsin
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 10:55 am
Graet potser! 5 Loins!
BoneCD - March 11, 2010, 5:38 pm
Funny, that's how we liked our girls back in the 70's too. GO BUCKEYES!!! 5 scarlet and gray Poodles for u!!!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:37 pm
Shoot, I saw what you did and yes, I was Capt. Bobious. Man do I feel stoopid now. Sorry Air, I should have know better.
Fatt Matt - March 11, 2010, 5:35 pm
HA! Dumbasses!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:33 pm
Maybe I'm Capt. Bobvious but I see one or two Nazi's lurking around the corner

THE PERFECT EVENING - Always achievable with Chloroform

TAGS: chloroform the way to any woman s heart
Rating: 4.04/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 3:23 am
And, of course, money will always do the trick...if you don't mind being a john.
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:20 am
Tact and charm will do wonders, too.

Life lesson -

TAGS: stone heart cannot break mariand
Rating: 4.86/5

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:09 am
mariand has spoken!
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:37 am
She's dyslexic! The coach told her to whop the other end!
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 10:44 pm
oh yeah
GaryO - October 22, 2014, 10:09 pm

BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake

TAGS: blackout drunk baked cupcake sweetheart
Rating: 4.7/5

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Budog - November 24, 2011, 6:08 pm
I think rehab and AA would definitely be in order after that...
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:06 pm

rulerofmanandape - November 24, 2011, 3:21 pm
How'd you get this picture of me? lol


TAGS: ack my heart
Rating: 4.85/5

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Grim R@per - April 6, 2011, 8:23 am
There's no such thing as cheap bacon. Just levels of heaven.
rerun - April 5, 2011, 8:36 pm

go ahead, cheap jerk only buys the crappy bacon.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2011, 8:34 pm
I'm tellin' your Rabbi.
rerun - April 5, 2011, 8:05 pm

the only problem I see is the brand of bacon, that is some nasty stuff
DavidEMartin - October 20, 2010, 2:34 pm
I saw something like this on MAN VS FOOD a month ago. Gotta say, even considering my heart condition, this looks more appealing than appalling. Note the Aunt Jemima box-- her plantation garb is a dead giveaway this pic is from early '70s at the latest.
GreyScorpion - October 20, 2010, 9:11 am
frenchman, more for us, none for you, there'll be NO dissin' the bacon,
suenero - October 20, 2010, 8:35 am
Funny as hell!
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 6:48 am
Breakfast? That's an automatic 5 Lions vote. Need to strip some of the fat off the bacon, though. A little too much for me, but mmmm... I can already smell it :)
Anonymous2 - April 24, 2010, 1:51 pm
Wait... who gave out my grandma's recipe?
CANADA - April 23, 2010, 4:55 pm
This was orgasmic! Best hangover fix ever!
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 3:20 pm
better make a big batch, CANADA!! you're gonna have company!!
CANADA - April 23, 2010, 3:13 pm
I'm gona make that right now!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 12:36 pm
I'm gonna hang myself for not coming up with this first.........Sean...I'll miss you most of all.
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:24 am
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:18 am
Mmmmmm pancacon!!! That just about the best idea EVER!!!!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 10:46 am
Agreed!This is amsome! Amsome poster and amsome idea!
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 10:42 am
Right! Why have I not made these before??
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:36 am
Oh My, BRB, gotta to the store. 5L


TAGS: mind heart smart anyway
Rating: 4.97/5

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NumberXIII - September 27, 2011, 1:53 am
You could easily replace the word "heart" with... some other part of your anatomy

DESPAIR - Knowing that holding on tighter won't keep love from slipping away

TAGS: heart sand love
Rating: 4.95/5

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forseti - February 10, 2012, 9:48 am
Hat5 off! ;)
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:39 am
What they said. The pic just adds the perfect weight to the caption!
LiquidAngel - February 10, 2012, 12:26 am
This is very good 5L well deserved
TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 6:18 pm
A well deserved spot on the front page :) Such a beautiful poster.
mariand - February 9, 2012, 5:40 pm
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 5:02 pm
plus your hands get all d5rty and wet :)
Rick69 - February 9, 2012, 4:54 pm
This is... lovely. Perfect picture + perfect caption = (^_^) + 5L + More love every now and then...

T E A R S - Are the Words that the Heart can't Express...

TAGS: tear word heart express
Rating: 4.67/5

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Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 1:00 pm
Dang... And all these days I thought the slogan of this site was "The Original DEMOTIVATIONAL Poster Community"...
Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 12:58 pm
ok man, stop putting so much emotional stuff. The site's supposed to be funny not sad


Obama. Keeping it Real -


HAPPY VALENTINES DAY - Despite medical advances, there is no surgery for the human heart, not really.

last wish -

TAGS: anything your heart desires
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2015, 10:17 am
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 8:26 am
Thanks sir UG and Mizz
ughomer - February 7, 2015, 12:46 pm
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:54 am
Sick and twisted!! Luv it! My stomach goes in the teacups, heart in the tiki room, legs on top of the mattahorn, foot in the door, head up tinkerbell's asterisk! 5 laughing Lions!
GaryO - February 5, 2015, 7:14 pm
Thanx guys
concern3 - February 5, 2015, 4:53 am
Nicely done GaryO, Defiantly a 5er, the comments VERY FUNNY are also a 5er
spacedog - February 4, 2015, 6:46 pm
Nicely done. It would take a bigger man than I though, it's a small world after all.
GaryO - February 4, 2015, 6:18 pm
Thank ya, ladies. Now about that offer. Just a corner of the porch…and a bowl…big bowl. Dry or wet? Does yer back yard need fertilizing? Do you have a high tolerance for self licking?
lgvernon - February 4, 2015, 1:52 pm

I LOLOLOLOLOLOLed and read this aloud. My husbing says you'd fit right in around here. No, you may not have the spare room. 5LLLLLs
MissPriss - February 4, 2015, 12:14 am
Make sure your remains are immunized for measles 1st...5L Mr. Gary!

LIES... - Cut the Heart But secrets scar the Soul



TAGS: heart less fire riot destruction
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rick69 - December 20, 2012, 9:36 am
Glad you do, good sir...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:22 am
Ha. I see what you did there.

A KISS CAN - Wipe The Years Away, Make The Heart Young Again, Freeze Time Altogether, Yet You Can Never Savour That Single Beautiful Moment ...


TAGS: absolut ely idol ize clear heart get yer smirnoff baby
Rating: 4.17/5

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spacedog - November 6, 2010, 3:38 pm
Derrrrr... Russian? RussiaN? Nice spelliNg.

ONCE UPON A TIME I HAD A BROKEN HEART - So i replaced my parts Once upon a time i just had heart


TAGS: you can dance anywhere even if only in your heart
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - October 30, 2010, 5:26 pm

absolutely stunning. fav'd of course...5 without question.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:29 pm
Ha!! a Texas pole dancer! me likes!!


TAGS: pooh baby life heart
Rating: 4.89/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:01 pm
So cute...


TAGS: relationships women girls heart love
Rating: 4.71/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:45 pm
... There is one who holds the only key this week...
autumnspirit - December 14, 2010, 10:18 am
True. However, there is one who holds the only key. 5 Locks
forseti - October 19, 2010, 12:08 pm
today is innuendo calendar day... you thought about back door, right?!? O.o


TAGS: wish isa dream yourheart makes
Rating: 4.4/5

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Airman - April 16, 2012, 7:18 pm
totally agree. he was right. let's move on now. I have a nap coming up
Hawamleh - April 16, 2012, 7:10 pm
If the criticism is on the mark, it doesn't matter where it came from, when he starts going off the makrk, that's when you hold him up. And a few trips between goldmedals don't matter none Airman haha :D
holymoly - April 16, 2012, 6:35 pm
I knew it was a repeat when I saw it, but I've seen a few comments from this member and a**umed he was a reg I've never heard of based on his criticisms. Turs out he has 6 posters and no posts. A little fresh to be policing our site like a greybeard
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:32 pm
my first thought was Did I repeat one? I have done that before.. the age thing is a b****
holymoly - April 16, 2012, 6:30 pm
We need to get you a badge officer pengen..... try a few more posters before you bomb on on a respected member no matter how deserving they may be
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:30 pm
and I added my 1L
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:28 pm
i found it.. never saw it before..
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:25 pm
it is? what number is it..
spypengen - April 16, 2012, 6:16 pm
this is already a demotivational poster 1L for repeats



TAGS: miss you broken heart away
Rating: 4.1/5

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Reality Lord - October 9, 2011, 12:07 pm

best way to get over somebody is to get under some body. ...and don't go making that into a poster.


THE BREAK UP - Even If Your The One Who Leaves She Is Always The One Who Stole Your Heart.

TAGS: stolen heart theone
Rating: 4.18/5

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kellytag - May 6, 2015, 2:33 pm
You're is short for "you are"
Warlock - April 23, 2015, 3:37 pm
I think it should be 'You're'.
Feasibly - March 12, 2011, 4:07 pm

YOU BROKE MY HEART - Suggesting afterwards that I try using superglue just doesn't cut the mustard.


TAGS: shakespeare heartbreak love loss
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:38 pm
like nine month's worth


TAGS: solitude heart pain sorrow
Rating: 4.43/5

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Sho - January 9, 2013, 11:32 am
Indeed. Check the title
Hawamleh - January 9, 2013, 4:51 am
Airman - August 20, 2012, 11:07 am
it's bound to happen.. the more you make... hey, that paste was good Greeny
Sho - August 20, 2012, 8:34 am
Greeny - August 20, 2012, 6:02 am
They probably can't help it Sho; most likely the result of eating way too much paste & crayons in Kindergarten
Sho - August 19, 2012, 11:11 pm
my first 1L. yay?

MEN IN KILTS - Will kick your ass.

TAGS: kilt braveheart mel gibson
Rating: 3.46/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 25, 2012, 7:39 pm
The Scots didn't wear kilts at Wallace's time, nor did they have clan tartans, and at the Battle of Stirling Bridge, there was a f***in' BRIDGE!



SMILE - Waste no tears on others because sooner or later they will all die And you will feel much better then

TAGS: out of sight and heart
Rating: 3.67/5

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TAGS: love walls heart hide scared
Rating: 4.88/5

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5150monkeylove - October 21, 2010, 9:32 pm
well, I have only been on the other end of "the barrel" in the PI. this might hurt a little
GreyScorpion - October 21, 2010, 9:27 pm
you better go get some sleep 5150, your day in the barrel tomorrow :)
5150monkeylove - October 21, 2010, 9:23 pm
looks like you get to have another "clarification" discussion. Me, I actually got it.
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 9:18 pm
great one aggy...the poster and the comment.
agdaniele - October 21, 2010, 9:15 pm
You're a shallow moron.... does that clarify anything?
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 3:18 am
It's the statement that doesn't make sense to me. Protected from cupid's arrow? Evidently you've never heard of shore leave, nor of archers. No lions given until clarified.
spacedog - October 19, 2010, 7:34 pm


TAGS: calendar break her heart love
Rating: 4.79/5

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gas - February 14, 2012, 4:19 pm
holymoly - February 14, 2012, 1:11 pm
I've done this.... 5L for the memory..
firestarr - February 14, 2012, 11:20 am
best motifake ever.
Zetmonk - February 14, 2012, 1:06 am
That's ruthless. 5 for the masochist!

I HAVE A STRONG HEART... - so I think I'm gonna need a stronger leash...

TAGS: heart leash
Rating: 4.5/5

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HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:52 pm
I like that.
falloutghoul - February 10, 2012, 5:51 pm
Follow your heart, but don't let it drag you.
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 2:06 pm
knew it was you before hi55ting the avatar - whenever there is a heart or pain or lonelisess - or a fort :)




TAGS: attention heart stomach chicken
Rating: 4.83/5

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ICEMAN - October 16, 2011, 12:03 am
Is that chicken kosher?


TEARS - Words too painful for a broken heart to speak.

TAGS: speak tears heart
Rating: 4.47/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:23 pm
Even lesbian relationships fail...


TAGS: men and women have heartbreak
Rating: 4.47/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:10 pm
Depends how old a woman is...if she's young, she's she'll probably do it for head games... if she's old, she just can't be bothered and there's probably something better on t.v. Men mostly to break a date, because they have a h**ter date!
Cyberhagen - June 25, 2011, 11:59 am
Sorry, I just don't agree with this one. Women will also break a date just to play hard to get and play head games. Men are more likely to break a date because they got called in to work.
rerun - June 25, 2011, 8:30 am

this is your best one yet
Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 10:22 pm
Nice!.. 5 lipstick stained collars


TAGS: hug love care heart t***
Rating: 4.46/5

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SiliconMage - March 29, 2010, 11:00 pm
One of the best motifakes on the site. 5/5
spacedog - March 25, 2010, 7:10 pm
Jmac0585 - March 25, 2010, 5:42 pm
TOC is correct. If you are unfamiliar with "tags" use this as a manual.
GreyScorpion - March 25, 2010, 12:40 pm
I think I put 5L, can't see from the tears
Cubbybear - March 25, 2010, 10:00 am
Why do I see a CUBBY joke in this pic? 5/5 for cuteness. You old softie
thatonechick - March 25, 2010, 9:51 am
Love the tags. xD
lesterinside - March 25, 2010, 9:48 am
And no training is required. 5L!!!


TEARS... -

TAGS: tear word heart express sketch
Rating: 3.95/5

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Hawamleh - April 24, 2012, 4:31 pm
Moving picture indeed, perhaps use it for another poster ?
Rick69 - April 24, 2012, 4:24 pm
... I see... My bad... I guess I got too carried away by the picture...
Hawamleh - April 24, 2012, 4:21 pm
1L. tsk tsk tsk #130276 a hall of famer too I think. check previous work before you submit stuff mate :)

COLLAGE? - Doesn't look like she does alot of studying anyway, does it?

TAGS: colledge college collage blond blonde babe heart fake fail owned
Rating: 2.81/5

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C-Kid - June 10, 2009, 3:48 pm
Who care with a personality that perky... i mean positive.
Jmac0585 - April 30, 2009, 10:14 am
Yes, I get the shirt probably says collagen.

UP, UP AND AWAY - Mighty Mouse always gets Pearl in the end


TAGS: cold and lonely hearts
Rating: 4.83/5

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forseti - February 9, 2012, 2:39 am
Yeah, I get your point! I met some of these "holes", too. Even not all of them were black... Wait... Ahh, nevermind! 5 lions anyway!
HallieMarie - February 8, 2012, 11:30 pm
This makes my heart hurt. =(

MARRIAGE - You idiot!

TAGS: strongheart readymind fear advice marriage
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:41 pm
Hahaha I can swear but it *'s a**ume. The irony...I love it.
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:40 pm
ahhh others with exs I a**ume. Should make our own forum lol. Thanks for the comments
mariand - May 5, 2012, 7:11 pm
so d*** true...
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 1:55 pm



TAGS: i m a hippie at heart crankyhead
Rating: 4.3/5

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PsychoticKhaotic - July 22, 2011, 9:35 pm
Zealot gets a virtual cookie for using A Perfect Circle reference to one of the songs in my favorite album.
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 5:43 pm
Nice one Crank. And ain't it the truth. 5
Zealot - October 4, 2010, 3:05 pm
whats so funny about peace love and understanding?
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 2:01 pm

nice twist on this crank....5sh**gun blast my friend!
forseti - October 4, 2010, 1:58 pm
Today is the 40th anniversary of Janis Joplin's death. btw...

AUSTRALIAN CRAWL - Music makes us listen with our hearts, not our ears. Good thing for me becuse i couldn't understand a damn thing they said

TAGS: australian crawl music hear heart
Rating: 4.17/5

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Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:05 am
Anyone else remember the Mr Floppy "Breakfast" parody?
house - June 9, 2011, 8:04 pm
agreed. great childhood memories
pzykosiz - June 9, 2011, 6:54 pm
no arguement here. 5L's
Verdeckt - June 9, 2011, 6:28 am
James Reyne FTW!!

EXERCISE - I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.

TAGS: heartbeat
Rating: 3.89/5

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Iconoclast - February 22, 2012, 11:08 pm
As I recall, the quote is from a TIME magazine article and is from an interview with Neil Armstrong.


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.


TAGS: deep heart concealed scared confess
Rating: 3.46/5

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Reality Lord - October 1, 2011, 10:23 pm

please submit thhis to moti-twist as well. link at bottom of this page.


TAGS: your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart who looks outside dreams who looks inside awakens
Rating: 3.27/5

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pzykosiz - May 18, 2010, 10:52 pm
Will it make you more likely to approve bad posters?
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 10:48 pm
That does it... I'm drinking. How about them moments of clarity?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2010, 10:28 pm
Deep...and weird. Are you taking your Meds? 5?

OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you

TAGS: ouch funny fun pain painful death sports drunk military sign god signs braw badass bad ass bad failure fail sad heart dead stabbed
Rating: 2.14/5

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freestyler - November 24, 2009, 2:05 pm
nice hijack

morning -

TAGS: good morning sweetheart rise n shine
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 30, 2015, 8:25 am
LOL! Good idea, Greeny!
Greeny - October 30, 2015, 6:56 am
pffftt... bathtub
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:54 pm
Hey, RL! The original was kinda complicated for my before coffee mental state. Had to simplify it a bit, but yeah! Great way to start the day! chuckle, chuckle!
Reality Lord - October 29, 2015, 4:06 pm

my new daily routine :)
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:59 am
Thanks, guys! Glad you liked it!
GaryO - October 29, 2015, 11:32 am
Best poster I've seen in awhile. Good'n Dizz
Bandit5906 - October 29, 2015, 11:30 am
Great idea!

Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing, Z'nourrwringmm -

TAGS: monty python holy grail knight king arthurs court shrubbery ni it burns us silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 8:01 pm
I'd like to see that! I've hit a snag on the 'bring out your dead' poster, can't find a decent quality pic
spacedog - September 27, 2013, 7:45 pm
HA! I've thought about doing one on the original "red wedding" when Lancelot goes berserk. Nice one 5ilver.
Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 3:31 pm
As you wish
MissPriss - September 27, 2013, 2:32 pm
best movie ever...a 5l do onenow bout the bring out yer dead...pwetty please...for a gal in pain.bats her eyelashes and pouts.


TAGS: heart jungle alone ocean stone
Rating: 4.92/5

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jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:19 am
so beautiful :O



TAGS: determination heart and soul stewing idea s your mom
Rating: 4.86/5

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5150monkeylove - November 3, 2010, 11:24 pm
Crap.... i hit enter too soon... Thank you very much, sir!
5150monkeylove - November 3, 2010, 11:23 pm
I totally love it, and would have voted 5l even if it was a muskrat in the pot
ICEMAN - November 3, 2010, 8:19 pm
Mmmmmmmmmm, pugs. Tasty. Best slow smoked with hickory.




TAGS: appearances live with wolf act like nikita khrushchev quote silverheart
Rating: 4.18/5

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mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:33 pm
5 wolfs in sheep's clothing...;)


TAGS: simple rule for life think with your heart not your fear
Rating: 3.8/5

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agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:06 pm
Airman FTW!
pzykosiz - November 2, 2010, 6:00 pm
very nice aggy. 5L's
Airman - November 2, 2010, 5:04 pm
but without it, there would have been no search for the Holy Grail!!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 2:24 pm
Thought we'd get a reaction from the christians much sooner. Kudos, UK!
Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:55 pm
Religion just keeps it organized into one convenient bundle. Power in numbers.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 1:32 pm
sad fact is, without religion, humans would still have a dozen reasons to hate other people... race, country, state, hair color...
TheTrashHeap - November 2, 2010, 1:23 pm
Just because a cult gets really, really popular...(or happens to be thousands of years old) Doesn't make it any less of a cult.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 1:07 pm
Very true, cubby.
Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:05 pm
Isn't it all Human Nature?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 12:11 pm
It comes down to mob mentality. Hundreds of thousands of people thinking the same doesn't ever turn out well. A true point: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals.
culos - November 2, 2010, 12:01 pm
No, you're told what they want you to believe is right. There's a difference there
IllicoPresto - November 2, 2010, 11:58 am
And the simple answer is that if you follow a religion, then you will be told what is right.
Sivark - November 2, 2010, 10:27 am
Excellent comparison of terrorist actions performed hundreds of years ago to acts performed within the last 10 years.


TAGS: children marriage love relationship heart
Rating: 4.8/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 2:16 am
Wow.... but, it's a different story with Guinness. That stuff don't like the heat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 2:10 am
it doesn't. It just makes for a good distraction.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 2:00 am
TRying to figure out how alcohol fights the heat... unless you're counting heat stroke as an escape.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:40 am
And discreet Marijuana smoke.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:35 am
It's been one of the h**test summers on record. We spent the weekend camping with my parents, no way to cool off. Thank god for alcohol.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:32 am
When did they get sun in Canada?
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:32 am
Technically, yes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:30 am
I don't.....must be a g** thing...
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:28 am
Sunburned and sober... but pleasantly exhausted... knowhutimean?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:27 am
sunburned and exhausted....but pleasantly buzzed.....You?
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:26 am
LMFAO!!!! How goes it, my good man?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:24 am
And he'll be born a citizen! 5L
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:21 am
Iconoclast - August 9, 2010, 1:16 am
Great and incredibly true. 5L
rerun - August 8, 2010, 10:07 pm

very deep


TAGS: jumper change of heart
Rating: 4.76/5

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TAGS: down on luck heartbreaking choices
Rating: 4.71/5

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maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:42 am
O.K How Did You Get A Picture Of Me ?

LOVE... -


TAGS: dilemma heart broke fix
Rating: 3.9/5

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Verdeckt - September 28, 2011, 6:15 am
I'll take "Reasons people join Motifake" for $200 thanks Alex

THE MIDDLE FINGER - He ran out of ammo...

ART THEFT - Hey lazy, DeviantART would like their miniscule amounts of talent back.

TAGS: emo heart i give you my
Rating: 2.43/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:08 am
WTF! Magritte has been used as a motifake before, why should some ****ty cartoon be any more revered?
Porcelina - October 2, 2008, 7:15 pm
Hey f***ass, that picture is everywhere
Captain Douchebag - August 11, 2008, 9:44 pm
DeviantART can go f*** itself. They trace and steal art, then b**** about it when they get found out.
thehattinninja - August 11, 2008, 9:32 pm
hey a-hole. deviantart would like an apology now


Cruelty -

TAGS: boxman hearts love hurt hammy
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - April 20, 2013, 6:24 pm
this is more than true, my friend...

"BROKEN"? TELL THAT TO MY HEART... - Supposedly my heart is broken. However, I'd assume that would mean it would cease to function. Yet, it continues to seek out more suffering...

TAGS: broken heart love
Rating: 4.83/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 5:43 pm
marriage counseling is fun until someone gets hurt :)
HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 12:34 pm
lol thanks!
mariand - February 9, 2012, 12:30 pm
@Hallie ... #139980 ;)
HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 10:55 am
Lol.... so far I do enjoy Motifakes more than marriage counseling.... =D
holymoly - February 9, 2012, 10:31 am
Hallie.. It seems I see a trend to your posters.. motifake is great.. as your best form of therapy however???? 5L for your suffering keep it up
mariand - February 9, 2012, 7:47 am
usually, what you seek is what you get...

BRIDE'S MESSAGE TO GROOM - Guess what sweetheart ? Game over ...


TAGS: they say the best things in life are free unless they can find a way silverheart
Rating: 4.42/5

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Silverheart - February 27, 2013, 4:39 pm
Government and corporations both. Pay - same, perks - less, workload - more, tax - more, value of purcahses - less... Ain't life grand!
Bolverk3778 - February 26, 2013, 7:40 pm
Yes, the government is aware of this, why else do you think that your being taxed to the hilt.


RELIGION - Believing that if you worship something enough, random chance suddenly becomes the will of all-powerful, supernatural forces

THINK ABOUT IT ..... - "There are things that you only miss when they are no longer there...." (Leslie Nielsen - The Naked Gun 2 1/2)

HEART ATTACK - This Is What One Looks Like

The Boss -

TAGS: tyrannical overlord heartless sob
Rating: 5/5

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demon001 - January 20, 2015, 9:56 am
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night nor natural disasters should stay these serfs from the swift completion of their jobs!
mizzdizz - January 20, 2015, 4:21 am
Now that's a pothole worth griping about! 5 laughing lions!
Greeny - January 19, 2015, 6:15 am
Not if it's your birthday, right?
JesusWept - January 19, 2015, 6:04 am
Once i couldn't get home from work because of a blizzard. The boss (who lived across the street) wanted us to do overtime....but the power went out haha.
MissPriss - January 18, 2015, 8:03 pm
I had a 5loser boss like that. Blizzard 1 year shut down the whole city of Winnipeg. He calls from Toronto insists I open the stores (paint & wallpaper). Tell him people using snowmobiles for emerg. vehicles. He says then make sure to open by noon!?!

Infatuation -

TAGS: infatuation heart love foolish
Rating: 5/5

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TheSanityInspector - April 27, 2015, 4:45 pm
JesusWept - March 6, 2015, 6:20 pm
Brilliant! L L L L L


TAGS: abstinence makes the heart grow fonder
Rating: 4.9/5

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Neener - October 25, 2010, 7:26 pm
I love this one
pzykosiz - October 25, 2010, 5:58 pm
my god that's a hell of a lot of posters aggy. 5L's all round




TAGS: relationship heart mistakes too late live and learn
Rating: 4.48/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 7:09 am
Classic. 5 Guinness drinkin' poodles

FEAR - is only truly known when you've given your heart to someone

CORPORATIONS - Sure, they'll donate money to your campus...but don't think for a second that it means that bespectacled, heartless machine respects you.

TAGS: that verizon guy is one coldhearted badass
Rating: 4.11/5

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GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:44 pm
a school for deaf amish sponsored by cell phones. now that's f*ckin' funny. 5 rumspiga's
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 6:07 pm
LOL! 5 capitalist dogs.
Marvin Wankerstein - December 3, 2009, 5:34 pm
To the morons at Verizon : no, they're still deaf.
Airman - December 3, 2009, 4:06 pm


TAGS: republican purple hearts
Rating: 3.36/5

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IllicoPresto - August 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
Don't forget, more Democrats have served in the military than Republicans. Having "been there," they're not as quick to put troops' lives on the line.
Zed - August 25, 2009, 4:47 pm
I was all for turning Afghanistan into molten glass, they attacked us. Iraq should've thrown their own d*** revolution, instead of Congress buying BS about WMD's and non-existent ties between Saddam and Al Queda.
Zed - August 25, 2009, 4:45 pm
Depends on the Democrat. Some do, others realize we do need one for self-defense but want it to remain just that instead of invading other countries in wars against "isms".
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 4:40 pm
Democrats aren't AGAINST the military. It just offends them to think they need one. "Violence never solved anything." - anonymous, Hiroshima
Zed - August 25, 2009, 3:25 pm
FaultySwitch, they're not against the Military, Military veterans get better treatment and VA funding during Dem presidencies, Republicans just send them off to get killed (and then slash funding for when they get hurt and survive).
faulty switch - August 25, 2009, 3:10 pm
why is the democratic party so against the military that keeps them safe at night. it blows my mind every time i think about it.
KDP3 - June 19, 2009, 5:52 pm
They are making fun of a man that gos around declaring himself a war hero but never stand up for what he believed in. Now ask what dos the Democratic Congress treat our Troops in Iraq and Afghanistan?

CINNAMON BUN - There's no way, at all, that this is good for you.

Cool is overrated -

TAGS: devin townsend dancing jazz hands rather be happy than cool words i live by silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 5:18 pm
All the world is waiting for a ph**ograph, all the world is waiting for a sign... It'll soon be over all we want is honesty, it'll soon be over all we've got is time...
CloudchaserS - September 23, 2013, 12:22 am
How do we know we're out of control? How do we know? We never will know!
BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 10:07 pm
Words to live by 5/F
GaryO - September 22, 2013, 8:48 pm
Hey, if being a mime trapped in a glass box does it for ya, well cheers to that……love ya Sly, 5L.


TAGS: heart wants couple doomed
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - March 8, 2013, 11:29 am
Nice! 5&f
Greeny - March 8, 2013, 6:47 am
Well, that just about sums it up. Nice one Space

SILVERHEART - Your bus is waiting for you

TAGS: silverheart takes the special bus
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - March 31, 2013, 1:31 am
Feel the burn... this means war. 5'd & faved!